Category: Esoterica
A Very Geo Group Thanksgiving
Edmo’s New Vagina
Edmo is getting a vagina But Kenny can’t go to church Edmo is getting a vagina (S)He’s probably getting it permed Edmo is getting a vagina While we can’t run any laps Edmo is getting a vagina (S)He’s scheduled for follow-up paps Edmo is getting a vagina It’s likely a brand new model Edmo is … Continue reading “Edmo’s New Vagina”
Keistering the Key to My Heart
I’ve been indicted on two counts of loving you Hunted for a bounty of my tender affection Be on the lookout for your art of seduction I’m jumpin’ bond on your love’s stipulations I’ve put restraints on all my temptations So I don’t repeat-offend with a kiss There’s no way I’m seeing parole this time … Continue reading “Keistering the Key to My Heart”
Forever My Way-Way
A Tribute to the GEO Group’s Warden Waymon Barry of Eagle Pass Oh Waymon, my berry My fruitful and bold Oh, how did I dear take a toll on your soul? Was it the corn dogs I doubled, the staff on my team The lounge for employees where I did things obscene The entropics I … Continue reading “Forever My Way-Way”
This Haiku Was Censored
The following offering of thanks for a surprise breakfast was censored from reaching the kitchen boss at Idaho Maximum Security Institution: Iced buns in tummies Paid for with a strange haiku Makes me want to stay 6-20-19 82431 My Stockholm Syndrome A product of your brownies Use me for backup 11-8-19 82431