Edmo’s New Vagina

Edmo is getting a vagina
But Kenny can’t go to church
Edmo is getting a vagina
(S)He’s probably getting it permed
Edmo is getting a vagina
While we can’t run any laps
Edmo is getting a vagina
(S)He’s scheduled for follow-up paps
Edmo is getting a vagina
It’s likely a brand new model
Edmo is getting a vagina
For the cost of a young man fondeled
Edmo is getting a vagina
It’s making all of the news
Edmo is getting a vagina
To put an end to the blues
I wouldn’t mind a vagina
I’d cook it tons of burritos
What wouldn’t I do for a vagina
One that’s never been hit with torpedoes

9-28-19

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