Patrick Irving

Excessive Use of Tort, No. 5

Chief of Prisons Chad Page Idaho Department of Correction 1299 N. Orchard St., Ste 110 Boise, ID 83706 5-12-20 Chief Chad Page: Thirteen months it’s been. Seven since the Department received notice directly. The first packet presented, though improperly served, contained plenty of proof that this inmate’s personal property was pilfered as punishment under the … Continue reading “Excessive Use of Tort, No. 5”

Idahokey

Click. Pyew. Pyew. Pyew. Pyew. “Well — it’s looking like another beautiful Wednesday evening. Sixty-seven degrees here in Boise. We’ve got a frost warning overnight, which means I’ll have to pull out the cover for my newly-planted petunias. By the way, Natalie, if you listen closely, you can practically hear them singing the national anthem.” … Continue reading “Idahokey”

The Book Of Irving Oddcast, No. 2

Congratulations on unearthing another Book of Irving Oddcast. As a ticketed rider on the train of thought that follows, your stub may be the one that redeems us in MUX. Within this platform lies nethered conversations. (Musical cues and their contents reveal discourse and context that take this text live in dynamics.) Focus your ride … Continue reading “The Book Of Irving Oddcast, No. 2”

First Amend This! An IDOC Newsletter, May 2020

Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter (Special Corrector’s Edition) Welcome to the May issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction’s community. If … Continue reading “First Amend This! An IDOC Newsletter, May 2020”

Irving Now Serving: Hot 101s

[For anyone reading this letter, willing to send answers to these or other questions, please! Send them using my info below or on the “Contact” page.] United Talent Agency 9336 Civic Center Dr. Beverly Hills, CA 90210 4-26-20 Dear United Talent Agency: I run an obscure little project that entertains with discourse. It’s common I … Continue reading “Irving Now Serving: Hot 101s”

Esoterica: Entry 11 (Dark Matters)

Up. I’m looking. For I’m not sure what. Under the impression that’s from where it will come. Because folklore says it comes from the sky. And who am I to argue with that? Did I notice it first? Or offensively later? It seems like everyone caters obnoxious in need. Progressions in synch. Was I missing … Continue reading “Esoterica: Entry 11 (Dark Matters)”

Thank You For The Books

4-23-20 14:30 Hey Stranger, There is a common agreement among the Patricks that Patrick-With-The-Feelings refrain from all posts. But you, a friendly stranger, have well-wished us with books. So we feel it’s okay to log an emotional response. In switching perspective from third-persons, I should note that this post may appear before Esoterica: Entry 10 … Continue reading “Thank You For The Books”

Esoterica: Entry 10 (F-ckin’ Science, Bro)

I’m having drug cravings. In my prison cell. And I can’t find a pamphlet. There’s a call button I could push. But if I did, they would come to my cell and say, “That button’s only for emergencies.” To which I’d say, “I could die from my addiction, you know? Because it’s been some years … Continue reading “Esoterica: Entry 10 (F-ckin’ Science, Bro)”

First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter (Special Corrector’s Edition)

Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter Coronavirus Alert 4.5.20 Welcome to the Special Corrector’s edition of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, where we instruct DOCs around the world — the good old Idaho way. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and presented in alliance with bookofirving82431.com. … A MESSAGE FROM THE DERECTOR … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter (Special Corrector’s Edition)”

Eat Your Heart Out Bon Jovi

US Department of Justice Civil Rights Division Special Litigation Section Office of the Assistant Attorney General 950 Pennsylvania Ave. NW Washington, D.C. 20503 4-11-20 Department of Justice (Civil Rights Division): On behalf of several thousand inmates under the jurisdiction of the Idaho Department of Correction, in both Idaho and Texas, I respectfully request that you … Continue reading “Eat Your Heart Out Bon Jovi”