“Weeeeellll, now…I come to you today–oh, yes I do!–with a record that speaks for itself…”
“Uh-huh!” “Loud and clear, it does!” “Oh, yes it does!”
“…You heard ’em for yo’self, now, Jesus–they all said it…”
“Yes we did!” “Oh Lord, we did!” “I’ll say it again now, too!”
“…That’s a whole lotta people, now, Jesus–not just me…”
“You tell that boy, Virgil!” “And you tell that Jesus good!” “Hallelujah, let the Lord know what’ch’you done!”
“…I cleared the path for you, Jesus. Ooooh, yes I did…I beat that path free with sticks!..”
“Amen!” “He beat the shit out that path, Jesus!” Lordy, he gassed ’em good, too!”
“…You know I did…God DAMN, you know I did!…All in your name, Jesus…”
“He ain’t done it in the name of any other!” “Amen!” “Suck-egg-hound, Jesus!”
“…Noooow, Jesus…I’m fixin’ on leadin’ millions of people in your name, now…and it’s in no humble way that I take aim for you billions…”
“He gonna get ’em, too!” “Gonna round up every last one’a dem heathens, Jesus!” “Ain’t no doubt in my mind!”
“…And I’m gonna make ’em follow yo’ ways, Jesus…follow ’em all, just like me…”
“He’ll ain’t foolin’, Jesus!” “That boy’s serious!” “He gonna put the touch-a-healin’ on them the same way he did us!”
“…And every one’a’dem sheep gonna get their own stick…and in the favor of the Lord–summa that teargas, too…”
“Ain’t no favorites in the eyes of the Lord, now!” “Lord, no!” “We gonna beat ’em all equally, Jesus!”
“…Sooo, Lord…I come to you now…”
“Say it, Reverend!” “We here right now with you!” “I ain’t never had nowhere else to go, myself!”
“…And I ask you, my Lord and my Savior: I ain’t never put my faith in no one but YOU…so now, what’ch’you gonna do for me?…”
“Give ’em the bill now, Virgil!” Hell, yeah–add it all up!” “Grace of the Lordy, even the score!”
“I ain’t never done asked you fo’ much, now, Jesus…but today, as my flock is my witness, I’m gonna ask you, Lord…my whole life I voted for you…and today I need you to vote for me…”
“Hell, yeah!” “What’s it gonna be, Jesus!” “Is Yo’ Holiness with us or against us?”
“Hold on now…the Lord’s comin’ to me direct…zimbawabawaba-wee-wewe…uh-huh…chookachockacocka-pee-pee…yup, I agree with you there…mokamokamoka-ding-dong…well, I appreciate that, Jesus…pleasure doin’ business with ya…”
“Well, Reverend?” “What’d he say, Virgil?” “Yeah, Virgil–what’s the verdict?”
“…He said it’s our November, Boys. Let’s take it to the bus!”