Idaho State Correctional Institution, 10.25.23.
“Week One, Day Four — Dinner” as described by the new Idaho Department of Correction Food Service Menu 7.1:
3 oz. Breaded Fish
2 Each Tortillas
.5 Cup Adobo Slaw
.5 Cup Fruit Salsa
.5 Cup Roasted Sweet Potatoes
8 oz Vitamin Beverage
.5 cup pudding
I have no idea of what happened to the fruit salsa and Tortilla #2. All I know is that this is the last thing I remember before developing an insatiable hunger for human intestines and brains.
Please… tell my mother… I love her… and… I’m sorry… those dankish, beef-witted canker-blossoms… kept raising… our… commissary prices.
[Publisher’s note: The Book of Irving has started a new YouTube channel at https://www.youtube.com/@BookOfIrving82431. We intend to post JPay videos from Patrick that include a look at resident meals, and vignettes of prison life that can be fit into the restrictive JPay infrastructure. We will endeavor to guard the privacy of other residents who may be caught in the background. Let us know what you think.]