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Goooooooooood moooooorning (!)
5,987th daily wish to be issued to
the birthday pagan today,
the wish
that is sure to arrive
before all of the others
because
it is the last and the least
sweetest of the bunch
and it made this bonér!bot
come to life and
throw itself off of a building,
disgusted to have finally learned what
that crazy little thing called love is
Crazy Little Thing Called Love
— Queen