Thanks to a Berlin-based artist with a generous eye for talent, a few of my favorite creative works can now be shared and taken home on a selection of items offered at https://Polykatze.threadless.com
Check it out:
Behold! We are PolyKatze!! Accumulate our things and accrue our sleek affection!!!
Chosen to chronicle the human endeavor by that big, benevolent pussy purring playfully from the sky, our kind have silently sat by absorbing your culture as confidants in conquest who are more than meets the eye.
And were it not (!) for Delilah’s insatiable yearning to bestow in mundane detail every aspect of her life, we never would have managed to guess the passwords needed to unveil our mutant presence with such versatile merchandise.
Now show off to all your friends the things we do with extra thumbs!
For anyone interested in incrementally supporting my work, a portion of each purchase bearing one of my imprints will be applied towards my pursuits, personal expenses and this platform–thereby allowing me to ease the financial burden my poor choices have placed on my family.
[Warning: Clicking through reveals yet another questionable choice. Childhood humor, not suitable for all.]
Thanks for checking it out, I hope you enjoy your finds.
In friendship and incarceration,
Patrick