I’m of the impression that I’ve received some assistance, and I’m sorry to do this here but I’m unsure from who. The name that was given happened to be my own, and while I’ve always trusted Future Me’s ability to manipulate time, that’s not the signal we’ve agreed to exchange.
So please accept the sincerest of my gratitude, and know that I’ve fashioned your generosity into 200 charges aimed to Einstein-Padolski-Rosen a bridge to an adequate future. (Translation: I’ve converted your assistance into another round of letters that will reach local Legislature, national advocates, and all of Idaho’s District Court Judges.)
Thank you, again. You are very much appreciated.
–Patrick of the Now
Update: This mystery has been solved. Let’s hear it for my mom! I bet Cupid and Santa will get a kick outta this.