Well, what are you suppose to do when you learn a few Blues chords?…
She said she wants a baby
she wants me as the dad
because I treat her like a lady
doesn’t mean that I’m her man
she said she wants a little boy
maybe a little girl
I’m wishin’ it were a diamond necklace
or a string of pearls
I’d buy her a ring–yeah, yeah
I’d buy her a car
but some of my offspring–well, jeez
she’s taken it too damn far
and now she ain’t got no baby
no, now she ain’t got no man
all she’s got’s the blues when she
explains why I ran
‘Cause that’s what I do, yeah
the lady baby blues
I want one too–yeah, yeah
just not one from you
That’s what I do, yeah
the lady baby blues
I want one too–yeah, yeah
no, not one from you
She’s already got–yeah, yeah
a vicious little girl
were playing hide-n-seek–I’m hidin’
at the bar with Earl
she wants to call me Daddy
Mama said it’s alright
which puts me in a pickle ’cause
she’s just too young to fight
well, both are now sharing secrets
and both have got googly eyes
and with extra locks put on the door
it’s keeping me up at night
oh, how Mama’s gettin’ hungry
pickles and cottage cheese
I shouldn’ta gotten comfortable
’cause now I gotta leave
‘Cause that’s what I do, yeah
the lady baby blues
I want one too–yeah, yeah
just not one from you
That’s what I do, yeah
the lady baby blues
I want one too–yeah, yeah
no, not one from you
Fin.