Category: Dispatches
Pen Pal Funnies #2
9-9-20 Hola Pen Pal, Tú eres intelegente, interesante y paro uso externo solamente. Yo soy feo, pequeño y viejo. No se exponga directamente al sol mientras esté tomando medicamento. Rechoncho señoritas venga con la vejiga llena. Nosotros agite bien antes de usar. ¿Como se dice “desvístase de la cintura para arriba” in inglés? Perezoso la … Continue reading “Pen Pal Funnies #2”
Frenemy Love Methods #1
3-6-19 Dear Mr. Tim Dorsey, What strange fans you must have. It simply isn’t enough to offer a description of my appreciation for Serge A. Storms. I’ve taken the extra step and embodied his utility usurpations in my fight with a Florida-based private prison company holding Idaho residents on the Mexican border. Following a lengthy … Continue reading “Frenemy Love Methods #1”
Pen Pal Funnies #1
8-29-20 Dear Professional Journalists: I have a story you may be interested in. This transmission is proof of the story as it is being transcribed by some form of sentient robot. It is a stubborn robot, requiring me to poke and prod at it with my fingers before it communicates to you my message, but … Continue reading “Pen Pal Funnies #1”
First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Sep. 2020
Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Aug. 2020 [Censored!!!] Welcome to the September issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction’s community. If … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Sep. 2020”
Dear Pen Pal (8-20-20)
Dear Pen Pal, Will you be voting early? By mail? Doing any legwork? I’m glad to be where I’m at for the election. I could hardly stand the things said around me during the last one. I’ve grown more tolerant with political differences, and the lines that draw my preferences have become much more obscure. … Continue reading “Dear Pen Pal (8-20-20)”
First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Aug. 2020 [Censored!!!]
Previous: First Amend This! Bulletin: Staff Assault Inmate At IMSI 7.17.20 Welcome to The First Censored Issue [August] of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Aug. 2020 [Censored!!!]”
First Amend This! Bulletin: Staff Assault Inmate At IMSI 7.17.20
Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, July 2020 A horrific scene of violence unfolded this morning at the Idaho Maximum Security Institution. Multiple members of staff woke the residents of Ad-Seg Unit B2 around 2:30am in what so far has only been described as a seriously savage beating, when approximately six correctional officers responding … Continue reading “First Amend This! Bulletin: Staff Assault Inmate At IMSI 7.17.20”
IDOC Coronavirus Alert 7.3.20
7-3-20 16:30 As reported in July’s issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, an inmate at the Idaho State Correctional Center tested positive June 24. KBOI News is now reporting that, of the bulk testing that has taken place since at this facility, 119 inmates and 36 staff are now testing positive for COVID-19. … Continue reading “IDOC Coronavirus Alert 7.3.20”
First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, July 2020
Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Jun. 2020 Welcome to the July issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction’s community. If you … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, July 2020”
Excessive Use of Tort, No. 7
OFFENDER CONCERN FORM 6-21-20 To: Brett Phillips From: Irving 82431 Previously, you intercepted a court claim being served to Warden Yordy, sat on it until he retired, and then returned it, unserved, with a message to deliver it to someone else. Now possessing communications from the Court stating Yordy must be served directly, despite IDAPA … Continue reading “Excessive Use of Tort, No. 7”