Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No.2

For four days I’ve embedded myself in a population that has only been previously viewed from the fringe. For four days I’ve received criticism constructively, honed communication skills for the workplace, and chit-chatted with Cathy about her agreeably precious Terrier pups. It’s taken half a life to become welcomed as a member among the indigenous … Continue reading “Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No.2”

Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No.1

I’m in between jobs is another way of saying I’m making attempts to infiltrate the gainfully employed. The older I get the harder it is to explain myself. My work history is creative. My taxes are non-existent. My travels: unique and frequent. My searchables are becoming an issue. Making shit up never use to be … Continue reading “Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No.1”

The Meaning of Life: The Case for Abolishing Life Sentences

11-05-19 Dear Marc Major and Ashley Nellis, I have been gifted a copy of your book, The Meaning of Life: The Case for Abolishing Life Sentences, from the Durland Alternatives Library and their Prisoner Express program. This is a response to your request for reactions to the book. I hope my feedback can be of … Continue reading “The Meaning of Life: The Case for Abolishing Life Sentences”

(Well, sh#t…)

11-02-19 Dear Reader, It occurred to me while writing an upcoming dispatch that if I want to maintain this site’s authenticity, I have to provide some context for my prison activities that may otherwise be distorted when viewed strictly through public records. Recently, at the Idaho Maximum Security Institution that I was moved to following … Continue reading “(Well, sh#t…)”

Fashionably Undesirable

Worse than having nothing to say is too much to convey with no words. A leftover cadence goes write down the line of stunting my growth with these spurts. Their circular angles from platforms and pulpits are free to be purchased with angst, But my leaving the branch of an empty paper is a riddle … Continue reading “Fashionably Undesirable”

The Congener Interludes, Op. 1: Sonatina of Intrigue, No.4

I’ve been here before, many times — in this situation, specifically. Allowing her pink-painted synthetics to take such liberties reminds my pup-pups of busking for Lincolns. Truest in form, safari in thong — she’s loving all my gyrations. Zebra print presenting the prey: delicious, in the eyes of a cougar. Her physical prowess is intimidating. … Continue reading “The Congener Interludes, Op. 1: Sonatina of Intrigue, No.4”

IDOC Now Hiring: Alchemist Wizards Wanted

9-27-19 Dear Chad Page (Chief of Prisons): Morning reflections, pen in hand: I thought I’d drop you a line. We are in receipt of your memo at the Idaho Maximum Security Institution — the one about the brewing. All have agreed: the alcohol situation is out of control. We were moved that you would acknowledge … Continue reading “IDOC Now Hiring: Alchemist Wizards Wanted”

Edmo’s New Vagina

Edmo is getting a vagina But Kenny can’t go to church Edmo is getting a vagina (S)He’s probably getting it permed Edmo is getting a vagina While we can’t run any laps Edmo is getting a vagina (S)He’s scheduled for follow-up paps Edmo is getting a vagina It’s likely a brand new model Edmo is … Continue reading “Edmo’s New Vagina”

The Congener Interludes, Op. 1: Sonatina of Intrigue, No. 3

“The people who understand us the least tend to be the ones that hold us back the most.” Attached to the hand of a stranger, some time ago — still fresh in my memory. “Hmm. Interesting. Who was the stranger?” “If you don’t mind, for two hundred fifty dollars an hour, the least you can … Continue reading “The Congener Interludes, Op. 1: Sonatina of Intrigue, No. 3”

Re: GEO Group’s Warden Barry and His Not-So-Secret Shenanigans

8-31-19 Dear Chad Page (Chief of Idaho Prisons): Jack Fraser mentioned he spoke with you about a disciplinary issue and subsequent transfer from the Eagle Pass Correctional Facility — regarding me personally — in a memo dated 8-27-19, which carbon-copied you as a recipient. I understand the Idaho Department of Correction’s new position on why … Continue reading “Re: GEO Group’s Warden Barry and His Not-So-Secret Shenanigans”