Patrick Irving

Danny Buchanaki and the Immortals of Aymashdmibaals [For Ky]

Buchanaki \bo͞o-kə-nä-kē\ n sing or pl: 1 a surname denounced by mythical beings 2 slang: lineage impedimenta described in ancient tracts as sympathy hires at the Keepers of Oaths, whence the chairman owed a sister from when Dan was still around … Uticaria, Idaho “Fat mouth, stupid haircut, sings to Alanis, answers to Jake. Got … Continue reading “Danny Buchanaki and the Immortals of Aymashdmibaals [For Ky]”

Frenemy Love Methods, #2

6-1-21 James, Thanks for the issue of The Old Kinetescope and the subscription you mentioned of something called The Connection. Though I’m unsure of your confusion, I suppose I can make it clear: That $10 I sent was a friendly donation–more or less, James, I was trying to pay it forward. Now, from what I’m … Continue reading “Frenemy Love Methods, #2”

First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, June 2021

Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, May 2021 WELCOME to the June edition of First Amend This! This publication provides an insider look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction community. If you wish to assist this effort, share the link, cut and paste, or print and send a copy to another. … … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, June 2021”

The Science of Irvings, No. 3

CONFLICTING STORIES EMERGE: THE ISCC DISTURBANCE

Regarding thy disturbance that thou shall not mention over JPay Thy disturbance that hath been reported by local news Thy disturbance that thy Department has reported on thou’s website But doth not allow families to forward their loved ones Possibly because thy Department doth not wish to be fact-checked Of such disturbance, it has been … Continue reading “CONFLICTING STORIES EMERGE: THE ISCC DISTURBANCE”

Applaud the Effervescent 5.11.21 (Please View)

Fallibly Following Up On My Letters To Judges, Legislators, Mayors and Editors

It’s been brought to my attention that, of my letters to editors now coursing through Idaho, one printed in the Lewiston Morning Tribune has been considered among my contacts as a little too alarmist. The feedback is noted and very much appreciated. It’s helpful when I hear back on my efforts, and always a win … Continue reading “Fallibly Following Up On My Letters To Judges, Legislators, Mayors and Editors”

First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, May 2021

Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Apr. 2021 WELCOME to the May edition of First Amend This! Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction community. If you wish to assist this effort, share the link, … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, May 2021”

Dear Bonner County Deputy Clerk Crystal S. (4-20-21)

4-20-21 Dear Crystal S., I sent you a letter that wasn’t very nice. I was upset because I was attempting to communicate with the judge as an elected member of the judiciary, not as an adjudicator of any case that I’m involved with, and I felt that you prevented me from doing so in a … Continue reading “Dear Bonner County Deputy Clerk Crystal S. (4-20-21)”

My Thoughtful Anonymous

I’m of the impression that I’ve received some assistance, and I’m sorry to do this here but I’m unsure from who. The name that was given happened to be my own, and while I’ve always trusted Future Me’s ability to manipulate time, that’s not the signal we’ve agreed to exchange. So please accept the sincerest … Continue reading “My Thoughtful Anonymous”