Another Esoteric Birthday Wish Granted for the Amazing Peachworm

[WriteAPrisoner.com, 2021]

Alien observer, tasked with providing the Galactic Cooperative with a few good reasons to leave your Earth alone. So far, it’s not looking good. Were it not for “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas“, “The Big Lebowski” and oatmeal cookie dough, I would have already rendered your dimension on compassionate grounds.

Seeking: Verification that reverence and laughter are present. Cultural enlightenment is possibly your last beacon of hope.

Interests: Science, music, literature, philosophy, competitive challenges with nunchuks and cartwheels.

Hobbies: Practicing medicine without a license, stochastic tinkering, assisting combustion, sensual karate.

Author of: “Danny Buchanaki and the Immortals of Aymashdmibaals”*, First Amend This!, Book of Irving 82431, Kevin Boinkston and the Chronicles of.

Artists and advocates welcome.

*sounds like “I mashed my balls”

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