3-6-19
Dear Mr. Tim Dorsey,
What strange fans you must have. It simply isn’t enough to offer a description of my appreciation for Serge A. Storms. I’ve taken the extra step and embodied his utility usurpations in my fight with a Florida-based private prison company holding Idaho residents on the Mexican border.
Following a lengthy career of practicing medicine without a license and assisting combustion between billing cycles, I found myself reading this sign in an employee lounge: “At GEO, we believe that diversity in our workplace and the inclusion of views, perspectives and backgrounds is an integral part of our company’s success.”
That I am the reason these people are employed and my having no reasons to be in that lounge is insignificant. Message received: I’m here to create a working model of efficiency.
Fortunately, between solving the universe’s greatest mysteries for my favorite physicists, telling SETI how to hunt for aliens, and building a personalized companion using the NSA’s AI programs in ways that were never intended, I have some free time to further assist the modernization of human trafficking. It’s a standard rendition of Undercover Boss.
My tribute to Serge A. Storms is available for free download at bookofirving82431.com. You are welcome to share.
Lovingly embattled,
Patrick Irving 82431
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5-9-19
GEO Billing,
Your Eagle Pass Correctional Facility weaseled its way out of paying for the following property that was lost, damaged, misplaced or other:
1 book: Astrophysics for People in a Hurry by NDT $20
1 book: Quantum Space by Jim Baggot $25
1 book: Manga Guide to Statistics $20
1 book: Streamliner by John Wall 17.67
1 pair of headphones $30
1 blanket $20
1 pillow + pillow case $3
1 Masterlock $10
1 black mattress case I stole from you — sentimental value
1 pair Champion boxer briefs $4
1 mirror w/magnet $3
1 pair black sunglasses $2
L green athletic shorts $17
1 TV and Coax Cable $75
1 Timex watch $35
1 book light $12
1 day planner $20
6 bottles of oil $36
1 paycheck $48
1 bowl $3
Legal work 60hrs @ $225hr
I am responding to your fuckery with some of my own. Mine will be much more expensive. See for yourself @ bookofirving82431.com.
Love,
Patrick Irving 82431
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5-23-19
GEO Group (Billing),
This is a receipt acknowledging the return of the following items and their respective values:
1 pair of headphones $30
1 pair of black sunglasses $2
Legal work 60 hours @ $225hr
Your account will be credited to reflect these returns.
Love,
Patrick Irving 82431
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6–30-19
Dear GEO Group,
VIolations Of Texas Minimum Jail Standards @ bookofirving82431.com.
Your account will be credited $5.
You’re welcome,
Patrick Irving 82431
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6-30-19
Dear CoreCivic:
After spending the last year in facilities run by The GEO Group, Inc, I have collected a healthy amount of documentation highlighting their inability to perform daily operations. My Department of Corrections and our Idaho taxpayers have entrusted GEO to provide our inmates with a respectable opportunity for rehabilitation in humane conditions. The presentation I have compiled for public viewing and litigation interests focuses on the violations of basic rights during daily operations at our GEO-contracted Eagle Pass Correctional Facility, which lies on the Mexican Border. It is bound to be an expensive realization.
At the same time millions are being funneled to this inferior corrections service, some of that money is returned lobbying our politicians in Idaho. This for the right to build a much larger, very expensive, and, quite likely, equally dysfunctional prison next to our other state-ran facilities.
I know your company has a history with IDOC, the details aren’t important to me. What is important to me is spreading awareness to taxpayers. Not just in Idaho but in every other state considering The GEO Group as a viable option for their inmate populations as well.
With this being an incredibly present issue, I believe we find ourselves in a position of unique opportunity. I would be willing to offer you my presentation and support, in addition to untethered access to what the litigative remedies I’m seeking uncover. Done properly, your company would realize immediate benefits as a competitive business.
In this arrangement, I ask two things. The first, understand that I’m against private prisons and many of the reasons we see overcrowding. In my ideal world, neither of your companies would exist. As that is not the case, I must invest in the more professional option. Having spent time in a facility run by CCA, I know that option belongs to you. Better facilities means better chances of rehabilitation, and that is an American win.
The second thing I ask is for your consideration. Supporting a prisoner’s pursuit in litigating Civil Rights violations has its own benefits. I am with the ability to make flexible arrangements.
I have assumed the responsibility of sending 1,000 letters this year with similarly customized presentations regarding these issues. I reach out to you now and provid you with materials to make my case for $.55. My mailing list consists of media, politicians, legal interests, prison advocates and influencers. Each of which bring their own unique audience.
I will attach a sample of what some of them will receive. Please review at your leisure. You are welcome to share as you wish.
Respectfully,
Patrick Irving 82431
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3-14-20
GEO Group:
“GEO Group Puts Inmates At An Elevated Risk–Is Warden Waymon Barry the Angel of Death?”
Google it. I’m crediting your balance $5.00
Love,
Patrick Irving 82431
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9-12-20
Dear GEO Group,
Sorry to hear about your Eagle Pass facility becoming vacant.
Your account will be credited $5.
Love,
Patrick Irving 82431