[For anyone reading this letter, willing to send answers to these or other questions, please! Send them using my info below or on the “Contact” page.]
United Talent Agency
9336 Civic Center Dr.
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
4-26-20
Dear United Talent Agency:
I run an obscure little project that entertains with discourse. It’s common I write letters to lawmakers, media, influencers, assholes, and anyone else capable amplifying my and others’ muffled voice. This is what the majority of those letters contain:
It started with a battle in a private prison on the Mexican border. It was a battle for basic human decency. I had to create a medium to capture the experience, and have since developed it into a model of discourse. They now prefer me writing from Solitary Confinement. Bookofirving82431.com: The Captive Perspective.
Escape from your craziness through mine.
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On this site are letters I’ve posted, poetry, shorts, and some fairly basic science of the dissident sort. There is also a publication that I’ve given a home, while usurping every position that sits on its board. The name of my baby is First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, and it’s an unlikely source of overlooked potential.
As an endeavor in no way financial, I seek those interested in chuckling a change, and would like to dedicate a section of FAT! for interviews with people, funny and not.
The questions I want to ask will be written in advance and returned via JPay messaging or USPS. Here is a sample of what few might be:
1) Do you have a memory of a time growing up when you got busted doing something wrong?
2) If you were to estimate the amount of incarceration you owe for your shortcomings, what would that number look like?
3) You’re going to prison for three years. You only have room in your ass to smuggle one thing in. What would it be and why?
4) A small amount of brain damage will get you transferred to a lower-security facility, where they play movies throughout the day and have food at their visiting. You’re looking at Life, do you make it happen?
5) Knowing the Ninth Circuit will exchange your sex organs and subsequently order your transfer to their corresponding facility; on a scale of 27, how tempted would you be?
Please use as a reference the following issues:
1) First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter (Special Corrector’s Edition)
2) First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter (Special Alert: Coronavirus Emergency)
Interviews will either appear in similar editions or be placed appropriately within other content. Of course, I’m open to suggestion.
If you or someone you know may take an interest in this project, please let me know. Any reply would be grace.
Regards,
Patrick Irving 82431
IMSI
PO Box 51
Boise, ID 83707
Messaging via JPay
[Work of mine found off this site may have been transcribed by a Nigerian prince.]