I’ve been a real asshole…
…I know I can do better
The first step is always to acknowledge the problem…
…Only pussies are afraid to move in leaps and bounds
It can be hard trying to balance my ego…
…I tie mine to my balls and let them anchor it down
I think I’m missing life’s precious little moments…
…I do my best to replace them all with great pains
I really wish I had more I could offer…
…They buy lots of my bullshit, bulk and in crates
I’m talkin’ real shit…
…I’m psychotically neurotic
Polar in a split second…
…Manically I’m toxic
Impulsively schiz…
…I’m so rich with a mix of ’em
Gotta keep ’em occupied…
…I’ll never get my fix from ’em
You wonder what I’ll do…
…You should wonder what I won’t
Just one excuse away…
…Oh, please throw me a bone
Over before you know…
…That’s always how it goes…
And then I’m back at it until…
…Hell, I don’t know
It’s so out of my control…
…And it’s always on the low
…It’s impossible to predict before it explodes…
Dynamite without the fuse…
…Five-alarm it for you
Yet I’m polite and I’m a charmer…
…But don’t get it confused
On or off of the booze…
…Smoked out or on the ludes
…I’m the same fuckin’ dude that’ll dismantle your crew…
One flew over a cuckoo-ca-choo…
…They’re just playground bullies fuckin’ with the sifu!
Now, some would say they know me…
…But those that know me know that
…I’m so unpredictable that they don’t know me at all…
See, Patrick’s just the host…
…He’s the other side of Wreck
…Unconscious of the actions that Ship will circumvent…
…Without a notice or a hint
He just suddenly explodes…
…Snaps necks, breaks ties, switches the M.O…
…And when he comes back to, he’s got blood on his hands
Holdin’ out a spike strip, trying to slow the ambulance!…
…He never argues or bitches when the Wreckless gets vicious
‘Cause he knows they’ve got it comin’…
…Now ain’t that something?
What a standup guy…
…To keep Shippy alive
Although he couldn’t if he wanted to…
…Eliminate the mind
Of a Karma with an armor…
…Stronger than the regular
…Fortified in all the ways and goddamn it’s a helluva force…
…Just keep it comin’
Keep it comin’?…
…If you can’t squeeze more
It’s a beautiful mess…
…FEED ME SEYMOUR!
2-19-20