Category: Esoterica

The Science of Irvings, No. 3

CONFLICTING STORIES EMERGE: THE ISCC DISTURBANCE

Regarding thy disturbance that thou shall not mention over JPay Thy disturbance that hath been reported by local news Thy disturbance that thy Department has reported on thou’s website But doth not allow families to forward their loved ones Possibly because thy Department doth not wish to be fact-checked Of such disturbance, it has been … Continue reading “CONFLICTING STORIES EMERGE: THE ISCC DISTURBANCE”

Applaud the Effervescent 5.11.21 (Please View)

Look Mom, I got one! (2-14-21)

The Profile WriteAPrisoner.com Doesn’t Want You To See!!!

It’s hard not to have fun with this space–be creative and spontaneous, self-deprecating and clever. “You’re too much, guy,” says the soulless wonder behind the desk that always gives me the DENIED. “The world is different now! We’re in a GD’n pandemic. We understand that you’re a wonderful lover, but this isn’t the forum for … Continue reading “The Profile WriteAPrisoner.com Doesn’t Want You To See!!!”

A Holiday Card for Your Missus

More Christmas reading here 12-25-20XX Dearest Love, Years ago, this festive missive would be different. Aggressive and explicit, testosterone-driven with angst. Talk of using a pillow to muffle the sounds, and too many metaphors suggesting how my dong doth make pound. Instead, for you, a brand new position. Envisioned and driven by intricate beauty: the … Continue reading “A Holiday Card for Your Missus”

Esoterica: Entry 21 (Rorschach Coupling Request)

Burnside

I did it. I built a time machine. It worked and everything. For about five minutes. Five minutes. That’s how far it sent me. Into the future. Oh, boy. There’s me, confused. Fiddling with the machine. I don’t get it, I said. I know, I responded. Me either. Deb wasn’t too happy. But then again, … Continue reading “Burnside”

Death by Stereo (2003)

Embrace yourself To resist the grip I’ve come through to rip the stitch on some harmonical sh*t So watch me switch the scene scenario Commence to death by stereo On my way to the stage with that digital rage I’ve got the underground sound So poetic on the page And I remain unfound But well … Continue reading “Death by Stereo (2003)”

Lucy’s Parable (2020)

As soon as Lucy drew old Booger McGoo, Booger McGoo jumped off the page. He rampaged the house wiping boogers on curtains, opening cupboards and boogering plates. After the plates, he opened the fridge and drank up a gallon of milk. He then filled the empty with mayo and mustard, taking great care to see … Continue reading “Lucy’s Parable (2020)”