Patrick Irving

Esoterica: Entry 15 (Vote-For-Me Jesus)

“Weeeeellll, now…I come to you today–oh, yes I do!–with a record that speaks for itself…” “Uh-huh!” “Loud and clear, it does!” “Oh, yes it does!” “…You heard ’em for yo’self, now, Jesus–they all said it…” “Yes we did!” “Oh Lord, we did!” “I’ll say it again now, too!” “…That’s a whole lotta people, now, Jesus–not … Continue reading “Esoterica: Entry 15 (Vote-For-Me Jesus)”

“Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No. 6

Forget everything that I’ve formally learned. For a few bucks today I can start a new business. …Considering how I turned forty in my prime into thirty grand a month…with proper training since, courtesy of government defectors and the local University…when factored in with having already infiltrated the secret world of Search, which, as luck … Continue reading ““Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No. 6”

First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Jun. 2020

Previous:First Amend This! An IDOC Newsletter, May 2020 Welcome to the June issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction’s community. If you wish … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Jun. 2020”

Esoterica: Entry 14 (Put Me In, Coach!)

Kevin Boinkston and the Chronicles Of (No. 2)

“Destiny Plus One” After the meet at the park I came straight to my office, where I laid out the cards to see how they’d play. Each time they were dealt they came up the same: Streaks and runners on britches outgrown, belonging to Dolores — the maid with the spades. It appears that my … Continue reading “Kevin Boinkston and the Chronicles Of (No. 2)”

Excessive Use of Tort, No. 5

Chief of Prisons Chad Page Idaho Department of Correction 1299 N. Orchard St., Ste 110 Boise, ID 83706 5-12-20 Chief Chad Page: Thirteen months it’s been. Seven since the Department received notice directly. The first packet presented, though improperly served, contained plenty of proof that this inmate’s personal property was pilfered as punishment under the … Continue reading “Excessive Use of Tort, No. 5”

Idahokey

Click. Pyew. Pyew. Pyew. Pyew. “Well — it’s looking like another beautiful Wednesday evening. Sixty-seven degrees here in Boise. We’ve got a frost warning overnight, which means I’ll have to pull out the cover for my newly-planted petunias. By the way, Natalie, if you listen closely, you can practically hear them singing the national anthem.” … Continue reading “Idahokey”

The Book Of Irving Oddcast, No. 2

Congratulations on unearthing another Book of Irving Oddcast. As a ticketed rider on the train of thought that follows, your stub may be the one that redeems us in MUX. Within this platform lies nethered conversations. (Musical cues and their contents reveal discourse and context that take this text live in dynamics.) Focus your ride … Continue reading “The Book Of Irving Oddcast, No. 2”

First Amend This! An IDOC Newsletter, May 2020

Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter (Special Corrector’s Edition) Welcome to the May issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction’s community. If … Continue reading “First Amend This! An IDOC Newsletter, May 2020”

Irving Now Serving: Hot 101s

[For anyone reading this letter, willing to send answers to these or other questions, please! Send them using my info below or on the “Contact” page.] United Talent Agency 9336 Civic Center Dr. Beverly Hills, CA 90210 4-26-20 Dear United Talent Agency: I run an obscure little project that entertains with discourse. It’s common I … Continue reading “Irving Now Serving: Hot 101s”