Patrick Irving

Morpheus 4:19

“MUAHAHAHAHAHA!” Last Friday, all day… Me. Once it arrived. “MUUUUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!” Finally… For the last 16 months–me in my crimefighters, flint-sharpening sticks with opposable thumbs, siccing them on eyeballs from a country away, in a ritual dubbed The Open-Mouth Kiss Of A Blind-Running Rage. You’ve probably heard me referred to as Biblical Sex: a.k.a the Cold … Continue reading “Morpheus 4:19”

First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Aug. 2020 [Censored!!!]

Previous: First Amend This! Bulletin: Staff Assault Inmate At IMSI 7.17.20 Welcome to The First Censored Issue [August] of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Aug. 2020 [Censored!!!]”

First Amend This! Bulletin: Staff Assault Inmate At IMSI 7.17.20

Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, July 2020 A horrific scene of violence unfolded this morning at the Idaho Maximum Security Institution. Multiple members of staff woke the residents of Ad-Seg Unit B2 around 2:30am in what so far has only been described as a seriously savage beating, when approximately six correctional officers responding … Continue reading “First Amend This! Bulletin: Staff Assault Inmate At IMSI 7.17.20”

IDOC Coronavirus Alert 7.3.20

7-3-20 16:30 As reported in July’s issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, an inmate at the Idaho State Correctional Center tested positive June 24. KBOI News is now reporting that, of the bulk testing that has taken place since at this facility, 119 inmates and 36 staff are now testing positive for COVID-19. … Continue reading “IDOC Coronavirus Alert 7.3.20”

First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, July 2020

Previous: First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, Jun. 2020 Welcome to the July issue of First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter that addresses Idaho Corrections concerns. Brought to you by The Captive Perspective and made available at bookofirving82431.com. This publication provides an insider’s look at issues affecting the Idaho Department of Correction’s community. If you … Continue reading “First Amend This!: An IDOC Newsletter, July 2020”

Excessive Use of Tort, No. 7

OFFENDER CONCERN FORM 6-21-20 To: Brett Phillips From: Irving 82431 Previously, you intercepted a court claim being served to Warden Yordy, sat on it until he retired, and then returned it, unserved, with a message to deliver it to someone else. Now possessing communications from the Court stating Yordy must be served directly, despite IDAPA … Continue reading “Excessive Use of Tort, No. 7”

How To Get Evicted From Prison, No. 8

Previous: How To Get Evicted From Prison, No. 7 More moves today. A lot of them, too. Half my dorm just up and left. Everyone summonsed had something in common: some offense or misdeed that rang the bell of report. We aren’t alone in undergoing a cleanse. A large portion of our population is being … Continue reading “How To Get Evicted From Prison, No. 8”

Excessive Use of Tort, No. 6

Letters back from the Clerk of the Court say I have to serve Warden Keith Yordy directly for the judge to acknowledge my claim of The Missing TV. But Idaho Code requires me to serve Yordy through the Attorney General if I want the same judge to rule on my case responsibly. That Yordy’s now … Continue reading “Excessive Use of Tort, No. 6”

Esoterica: Entry 15 (Vote-For-Me Jesus)

“Weeeeellll, now…I come to you today–oh, yes I do!–with a record that speaks for itself…” “Uh-huh!” “Loud and clear, it does!” “Oh, yes it does!” “…You heard ’em for yo’self, now, Jesus–they all said it…” “Yes we did!” “Oh Lord, we did!” “I’ll say it again now, too!” “…That’s a whole lotta people, now, Jesus–not … Continue reading “Esoterica: Entry 15 (Vote-For-Me Jesus)”

“Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No. 6

Forget everything that I’ve formally learned. For a few bucks today I can start a new business. …Considering how I turned forty in my prime into thirty grand a month…with proper training since, courtesy of government defectors and the local University…when factored in with having already infiltrated the secret world of Search, which, as luck … Continue reading ““Licentious Intentions: A Shipwreck (the dirty mick) Series, No. 6”