Chief of Prisons Chad Page
Idaho Department of Correction
1299 N. Orchard St., Ste 110
Boise, ID 83706
5-12-20
Chief Chad Page:
Thirteen months it’s been. Seven since the Department received notice directly.
The first packet presented, though improperly served, contained plenty of proof that this inmate’s personal property was pilfered as punishment under the premise that pronouncing IDOC’s private penal investment in Texas — and all its profitable particulars — apropos to Bobos and prone as other clowns, in one production, prolific, and of prize in presentation, warranted Patrick’s persecution prior to his procuring a Pulitzer.
(Lesson learned: Proposing proper prison sanitation in a pre-pandemic world requires proactive prostration and precipitous pageantry to paralyze others protesting they’re prey. (Though, in another realm, should competence be present, prescribing any portion of appropriate preponderance would likely prevent the promotion of such promiscuous propulsion towards those primitive to prithees that primarily perplex. However, be this the world that gifts me to you, for us it’s another just-one-of-our-days.))
This month’s update is as follows: Recently, through mishap of the Clerk, small claims service regarding the aforementioned issue was delivered to the Idaho Maximum Security Institution, instead of the deputy attorney general assigned to the Department. As Lady Justice requires the long road be driven prior to parking short buses at the foot of her throne, this should only be equated as a pitstop for gas.
I’m also happy to note that while this obstruction is the first I’ve experienced since February 2018 that doesn’t reek like the callous festerings of tactical despair, that service again failed to be provided only helps to resurface the frustration that by now should long have been drowned.
I know you’ve got other problems to worry about, Chief. That’s all fine by me. I’m not upset at you personally — no more than I’m willing to bear the stress of this alone.
That being the case, I’m obliged to inform you that the link “Exhausted Grievances in Summary (for legal and investigative purpose)” @ bookofirving82431.com was somehow also lost, but, fortunate for us, managed to be found by the media, Department of Justice, and various lawyers involved in suits against the Department — thus escaping the same fate as my TV.
And here be it recognized that you’ve so far kept coronavirus out of your Idaho prisons. So despite what happens to our inmates in Texas, and knowing I continue to share my story “The Battle for Dish Soap at Eagle Pass” with anyone in reach of the USPS, you may consider this offer as true as my word: Once my typewriter arrives — as a substitute for my still-missing TV, and with a challenge from those who indeed know me best — I’ll be happy to further substantiate my recommendations for the Department, along with a tally of the expenses we’ve crowned.
This concludes the homework assignment I was forced to concoct myself (due to this facility’s inability to utilize my productivity). If you’d care to assist my program of betterment by offering a percentage of 100 that checks the boxes a creative writing/civics crossover might consider as criteria, your score will be averaged with the Governor’s at midterm.
Please don’t get excited, you still aren’t invited to my parent-teacher conferences.
Overachieving in Ad-Seg,
Patrick Irving 82431
IMSI
PO Box 51
Boise, ID 83707