I know you didn’t realize it, but that was My fabric softener:
The least I could do was make a push for your affection.
Your tidal eyes rolled with the waves of my Charmin’,
Caught in the line of an Albertsons, State.
Me: Small stain, dottin’ my cotton.
She: Never should have been in 20 Items or Less.
If: I wasn’t off duty, I’d’ve put her away.
Social problems: Sadist. Spastic bowel. Libra.
Jealousy. Incompetence. Impotence. Rage.
i blew you a kiss
to tender the moment.
your pretty smile
couldn’t get enough.
she caught the beef
the jury found her guilty.
you catchin’ my drift?
no harm, no foul.
I couldn’t help but notice, her invading your space.
If it wasn’t for your halo, I’d’ve tasered her taint.
She got the spray
I blame that on Him — and his mysterious ways.
An aged biddy’s expense,
the cost of your crush.
However did this catch
slip through your hands?
I didn’t even shit myself…but I could’ve if I wanted to.
We should Zack and Cody: Let me give you the sweet life.
Wouldn’t it be funny
If I saw you in traffic
And we were destined by fate
For me to tail you again?
not currently active.
for tasering taints.
Life’s kind of an asshole. Let’s touch ours together.
The One That Got Away